New car\

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    YOU NEED A NEW CAR WHEN ,,,,

    - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops behind
    you.

    - You have to go to a repair center every thousand miles to get
    the duct tape replaced.

    - You accidentally drive into a junkyard, drive out, and get
    accused of stealing.

    - The Blue Book lists your car under "Health Risk."

    - The only thing holding your bumper on is the "Dukakis/Bentsen '88"
    sticker.

    - You return to your car and find someone broke in and left a
    hundred dollars and a new stereo.

    - Evel Kneivel refuses a free lift.

    - The valet puts on a crash helmet and full-body armor before
    parking your car.

    - The guys at the repair shop refer you to Dr. Kevorkian
     
  2. Ranger.357

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    When the value of your car varies with the amout of gas in the tank.
     

  3. lone grey wolf

    lone grey wolf CLM

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    :animlol: Yikes, I have one of them. Make me an offer. :alex:
     
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