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New butcher

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 1, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Sheldon, a butcher just out of trade school in Canada applies for and gets a job, skinning and cutting up the kills of local hunters. The first project he gets is to cut up a moose to put in the freezer.

    Sheldon finally gets the moose cut up and is putting it into bags and marking them carefully with the contents: chops, rump steak, ribs, sirloin, etc, etc. When he finishes with the stuff he knows, he is still left with a pile of unidentifiable moose parts. At a loss as to what to do with them, he finally puts them all into one large bag and labels them..."Moosellaneous."