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New Baby

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 16, 2003.

  1. okie

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    With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 70 year-old woman
    gave birth to a baby boy. When she was discharged from the hospital and
    went home, her relatives came to visit.

    "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the 65 year-old
    mother, "soon."

    Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the
    new baby now?"

    "Not yet." said the mother.

    After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see
    the baby now?"

    "No!" replied the mother.

    Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"

    "WHEN IT CRIES!" she told them.

    "WHEN IT CRIES??" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it
    CRIES??"


    "BECAUSE,....... I forgot where I put him!"