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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by kentley, Oct 1, 2002.

  1. kentley

    kentley

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    A married couple went to the hospital to have their
    baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said
    he had invented a new machine that would transfer
    a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.
    He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were
    both very much in favor of it.
    The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters,
    explaining that even 10% was probably more pain
    than the father had ever experienced before.
    But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine
    and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
    The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.
    The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked
    the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well
    he was doing.
    At this point they decided to try for 50%. The husband
    continued to feel quite well.
    Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife
    considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
    transfer ALL the pain to him.
    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.
    She and her husband were ecstatic.
    When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
     
  2. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    chevrofreak Senior Member

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  4. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    kentley,
    Super, I LMAO;i ;i ;i
     
  5. caddyshack

    caddyshack AmbulanceDriver

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    that would have to hurt...


    ;I


    caddy