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Never choke in a Southern restaurant!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Dan, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. Dan

    Dan

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    Two hillbillies Ed and Red walk into a bar. While having a shot of
    whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

    Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
    begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that
    she is in real distress.

    One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?"

    The woman shakes her head no.

    "Kin ya breathe?"

    The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

    The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of
    her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her
    right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

    The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
    obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,
    the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.
    His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
    Maneuver', but I ain't never seen nobody do it!"
     
  2. mnMACD

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    That is the best, I gotta send this out.