Never Argue With a Woman

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  1. Gun Shark

    Gun Shark

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    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

    Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

    'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

    'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'For reading a book,' she replies..

    'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

    'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

    'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

    'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

    'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

    'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

    'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.



    MORAL : Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. Send this to four women who are thinkers and any man who may appreciate it. If you receive this, you know you're intelligent.
     
  2. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    When did we start teachin' wimmins to read? :headscratch:
    She shoulda fetched that game warden a sammich.

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  3. southern_boy

    southern_boy Tiny

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  4. security79

    security79 Gene Frenkle

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    I argue with mine all the time. Guess that's why I'm on my third.:dunno:
     
  5. The Machinist

    The Machinist Please! Please! No more!

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    We must crush this rebellion before it spirals out of control!:whistling:
     
  6. NateHodge

    NateHodge Here too much

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    The real question is did she take her husbands name, hyphenate, or did she make him take her last name?