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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jun 27, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.
    The bartender promptly serves up a beer.
    "How much will that be?" asks the neutron.
    "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"
     
  2. gwalchmai

    gwalchmai Lucky Member

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    Proton goes up to the bar and says "Give me a drink. Make it a double!"

    Bartender says "You sure?"

    Proton replies "I'm positive!"
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Your on a roll my friend;i ;i ;i ;i