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Need bread

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Back in the turn of the century in a mining town out west, a woman walked into
    a saloon. Suddenly she realized that she was not in the general store so she
    started to turn around and leave. As she was doing this, a drunk cowboy seated
    at the bar noticed her and said to the woman, "Come on over, Ma'am, sit yourself
    down right here next to me and have yourself a drink.

    "Thank you kindly Sir, but I'm afraid that I couldn't," replied the woman, "on
    account that I need to get bread”.

    The cowboy replied, "Uh, Ma'am, I do reckon you came to the right place for
    that!"
     
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