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Need an excuse to stay home from work?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by MrKandiyohi, Jul 8, 2004.

  1. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.

    "What's the matter?" he asks.

    "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.

    "What the hell is anal glaucoma?"

    "I can't see my *** coming into work today."
     
  2. Rauder001

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    ;z I'll have to try that one!