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Necrophilia

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Oct 1, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia -- making love to a dead woman.

    The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

    The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

    #1, It's none of your damn business;

    #2, She was my wife; and.....

    #3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"