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Nature Talking

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Oct 9, 2003.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    An elephant is walking through the jungle when he comes across a naked man standing in a clearing.

    The elephant slowly looks the man up and down and says, "How the h*ll do ya feed yourself with that?"
     
  2. vafish

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    Q: Why do elephants have 4 feet"



    A: Because 6 inches wouldn't be long enough.
     

  3. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That caused me exactly 4 seconds of "huh?"