Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 29, 2002.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather slick looking,
    well-dressed, gentleman.

    "Can I help you?" the madam asked.

    "I want to see Natalie," the gentleman replied.

    "Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."

    "No, I must see Natalie."

    Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charges $1,000.00 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.

    The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie.

    Natalie explained that is was very rare for anyone to come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts ... it was still $1,000.00 a visit.

    Again the man took out the money, the two went up to the room, and an hour later, he left.

    When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.

    Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the man: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"

    The gentleman replied, "I'm from Peoria."

    "Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."

    "Yes, I know," said the gentleman. "Your father died and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give you your $3,000 inheritance."

    MORAL: Some things in life are certain...

    1. Death
    2. Taxes
    3. Being screwed by an attorney