Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 18, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A farmer had so many children, he ran out of names,
    so he started naming his kids after something around the farm.

    The first day of school began, and the teacher asked each
    child their name.
    When he got to one of the farmer's sons, the boy replied,
    "Wagon Wheel."

    The teacher said, "I need your REAL name, son,"
    to which he boy replied, "It's Wagon Wheel, sir...really."

    The teacher, in a huff, said,
    "All right young man, march yourself right down to the
    principal's office THIS minute!"

    The boy got out of his chair, turned to his sister,
    and said, "C'mon, 'Chicken Crap,'
    he ain't gonna believe you, either."