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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Aug 11, 2003.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk.
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    > Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied.
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    > "That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
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    > "Who named you,your mother?"
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    > "No, I named myself, she answered.
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    > "Oh, that's interesting, why Carmen?"
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    > "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his
    > eyes.
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    > "What's your name?"
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    > "Beerf*ck."
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