There was a man named Joe Hawkalugee. Problem was, Joe want to change his name, so Joe went to a lawyer's office to hire the lawyer to change his name for him. The lawyer asked, "so what's your present your name?" "Joe Hawkalugee", Joe answered. "Oh my!" the lawyer said. "I can see why you want to change your name." Joe replied, "Yeah, I'm tired of people always saying 'What ya know, Joe?'"