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Naked in the Sauna

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Apr 20, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    THREE MEN- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A
    HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

    SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN
    PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE
    OTHERS LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY.

    "THAT WAS MY PAGER," HE SAID. 'I HAVE A MICROCHIP
    UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.''

    A FEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE
    FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM TO HIS EAR.

    WHEN HE FINISHED HE EXPLAINED '' THAT WAS MY MOBILE
    PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND''.

    THE HILLBILLY FELT DECIDELY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE
    OUTDONE HE DECIDED HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST
    AS IMPRESSIVE.

    HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE
    BATHROOM. HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET
    PAPER HANGING FROM HIS BEHIND.

    THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM.

    THE HILLBILLY FINALLY SAID,

    ''WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M
    GETTING A FAX.''
     
  2. drew-tx

    drew-tx

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  3. seb

    seb

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    pics?



    Please, no pics.
     
  4. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    We don't need any stinking pics;P ;z