Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by ChuteTheMall, Jun 5, 2004.

  1. ChuteTheMall

    ChuteTheMall Wallbuilder and Weapon Bearer

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    Aug 20, 2000
    Colluder in Cahoots
    My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear
    so she took it to the veterinarian.
    He found the problem was hair in it's ears and
    cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
    The vet told the lady if she wanted to keep this
    from reoccurring she should go to the store and
    get some "Nair" hair remover and rub in it's ears
    once a month.

    The lady goes to the drug store and gets some
    "Nair" hair remover.
    At the register the druggist tells her "If you're
    going to use this under your arms don't use
    deodorant for a few days."
    The lady says "I'm not using it under my arms."
    The druggist says " If you're using it on your legs
    don't shave for a couple of days."
    The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either,
    and if you must know I'm using it on my

    The druggist says "Stay off your bicycle for a