Push car to spot in front of neighbor's house (but not if you like them.)
Get an old mannequin.
Suit it up in Level 3 or Level 4 biohzard PPE.
Sit it in the driver's set, head face down over the steering wheel.
Sit back and enjoy the show.
My sis in law left a borrowed car in my yard years ago. It was there for a few months after she left, so I called the High Sheriff and he says after a length of time and after I make a reasonable effort to contact the out of state owner, I could apply for a title. I didn't feel like messing with it for a beat up Mustang II, so I drove it to the garage of a country mechanic I knew and gave him the key and told him, "Merry Christmas". Check your laws and maybe you can get a title, if you wish.