[Out West]

About three weeks ago a 1999 Mercury Marquis gets parked in front of my house. After it doesn't move for a week I ask my neighbors if the car belongs to them. Nope. After two weeks I call City Code Enforcement. They tell me to call the police since the car is parked on the street. I call the police, make the report and never hear back. Three weeks now the hasn't moved.

I suspect that there isn't anything I can do about it. After all it is legal to park in the street. But, I'd sure like to get it gone.

Any ideas?

 

[Pete Perfection]

Banana in the tailpipe.

 

[Wojo88]

About three weeks ago a 1999 Mercury Marquis gets parked in front of my house. After it doesn't move for a week I ask my neighbors if the car belongs to them. Nope. After two weeks I call City Code Enforcement. They tell me to call the police since the car is parked on the street. I call the police, make the report and never hear back. Three weeks now the hasn't moved.

I suspect that there isn't anything I can do about it. After all it is legal to park in the street. But, I'd sure like to get it gone.

Any ideas?

Notice any swarm of blow flys on the trunk????

 

[Fortunate Son]

Call city about abandon car.

 

[Rizzo]

Put a sign on it that says "Free! Inquire within for a coat-hanger and to borrow a pair of wire-stripping pliers!"

 

[Fatboy2001]

Not legal here after twenty-four hours, must be moved. Hope there is nothing in the trunk.

 

[MB-G26]

Look up stolen car sub-department of local PD or Sheriff Ofc., call and inquire?

 

[Oldschooltube]

Put an anti BLM sign and a Trump sign on it. The car will be destroyed in no time.

 

[KennyFSU]

Call back the police non-emergency line and see if they can tell if it's been reported stolen.

 

[oldmick]

Did you give police the license number? Could be stolen just to use for immediate transportation or joyride and abandoned.

Maybe it will match up with report of stolen vehicle, unless the owner was happy it was gone

 

[Zerodefect]

It's a shame that nobody in Tejas has a truck with a tow chain.

 

[Bud0505]

FULLCLIP?

 

[NMG26]

I saw one for free on Craigslist, no title or keys.....abandon in front of my house

Made me laugh, and wonder if it belonged to his nieghbor

 

[61176]

Maybe it's not really abandoned?

 

[KennyFSU]

Also, are you under investigation by any 3-letter gubmint agency?

 

[Borg Warner]

It's a shame that nobody in Tejas has a truck with a tow chain.

Right. Tow it somewhere near the police station.

 

[Dave Lively]

Sometimes car thieves will let a stolen car age somewhere in case it has a LoJack in it.

Ooops, just noticed its a 1999 Mercury Marquis. Nevermind.

 

[TheDreadnought]

Light 'em up!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YM9gAVeMs

Or if you prefer it in a german accent with choreography and a couple shots of Anna Kendrick looking cute:

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2otY8nVEsI

 

[Joshhtn]

 

[Rinspeed]

Banana in the tailpipe.