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My Wifeis Making Me nervous

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by ghostman1960, Jan 16, 2010.

  1. ghostman1960

    ghostman1960 Static Nomad

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    Without ever handling or even touching a AK before, my wife was able to load a magazine, insert and lock the magazine into the receiver, pull back the charging handle to chamber a round and fire away. She even knew how to use the freaking safety!

    I never showed her how to do it. Prior to this every time I offered she showed absolutely no interest what so ever. Her explanation is that she has watched enough movies on TV over the years with me to see how its done. I wonder about that woman sometimes. I wonder what other observations she has been making over the years. Maybe I should blame the Gunny on Mail Call :dunno:
     
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  2. Scared_of_zombies

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    she's a commie!!! RUN!!!! J/K
     

  3. Ronaldo

    Ronaldo Ancient Member Millennium Member

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    Who said that TV wasn't educational....

    Ronaldo
     
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    LEAD

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    I bet a lot of people have peiced it together similarly. It was designed as such.
     
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    You could be in biiiigggg trouble man, without even knowing it!! :whistling:
     
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    E-2-E Long Trail

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    Women observe everything........ I mean everything. :cool:
     
  7. AK_Stick

    AK_Stick AAAMAD

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    Its an AK, thats pretty much the end user it was designed for.

    Someone without much training, or weapons knowledge. Its a rather straight forward system to operate.....
     
  8. Retseh

    Retseh

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    This couldn't be in any way linked to the 300 other semi-automatic weapons you've made her shoot since you were first dating of course.

    Ooooh no, this is the first weapon she's ever handled.

    Groan.
     
  9. ghostman1960

    ghostman1960 Static Nomad

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    This is the first time she has ever touched a gun except for one time to bring home a old Remington Wingmaster after her grandfather died.
     
  10. Andrewsky

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    The AR, by comparison, requires a B.S. in Mechanical Engineering to operate.
     
  11. DaGroaner

    DaGroaner Anti-Socialist

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    Have you ever seen The Long Kiss Goodnight? I'd like to see how she handles a throwing knife next.
     
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  12. BAILIFF

    BAILIFF Piece Officer

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  13. Fumble

    Fumble RIP Poom . . .

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    Did she happen to sleep at a Holiday Inn last night? I did and the woman I met in the bar got to see my AK . . . :supergrin:
     
  14. WolfNotSheep

    WolfNotSheep Tackleberry

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    And the AK wins again.

    Is she can cook too I would do everything in your power to keep her.
     
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    Be affraid. be very affraid.
    my girlfriend. She does not know how to operate a weapon accept the trigger.
    but first time i took her shooting(she hated guns) she was able to shoot very well
     
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    and..... they remember everything too....maybe not the way you remember it or the way it really happened.....but the way they remember it is always right!!!




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    Maybe her real name is Sarah Connor. :supergrin:
     
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    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

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    When she first shoots your Glock, have her rotate the pistol so the sights are on the top and not on the left side like she learned on TV.
     
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    cgwahl Sheriffs a near

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    Yup, and in a few easy lessons she could be shooting like a pro.

    [​IMG]
     
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    It's the gun of the the people, everybody can use one.