My Wife Went Shopping Today ......

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  1. LinuxLover

    LinuxLover Ba-nan-nah-nuh

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    She wanted to get some new eyeliner and she went to the only 'mall' in Missoula. It's really just a large strip-storefront in MY estimation. Anyway.................

    At the makeup counter was a slim woman in black tights and a black mini-dress and a small hat, doing a makeover on a customer.

    The store employee turned around to see my wife --- and she had an iron jaw beard.

    OK - without all the words that get censored- --- and people banned ---- what is this sexual variant called?

    A TG?
    A TV?
    A Bi?
    A Tri?
    Whot is it?

    I'm at a loss here.
     
  2. Geeorge

    Geeorge Sarcasm Inc.

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    Rick James?

    Or Aerosmith? Dude looks like a Lady?

    Years ago we shared an elevator in a parking garage in Austin with a transvestite. Didn’t realize it until he was walking away. Evidently he was checking me out (according to my wife). It was bike week, so I don’t know if he survived or not, but “Dude looks like a lady” is the thing that pops into my head every time I see a tranny.
     
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    Like selling canned air for $30.

    Why buy a ticket to a freak show when you can just walk down the street.
     
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    So I wasn't the only one huh?

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    Did your wife do a bag check???
     
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