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" my wife left me"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by lethal tupperwa, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. lethal tupperwa

    lethal tupperwa

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    My wife left me...

    I don't understand.

    After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on
    expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker,
    maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

    Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home
    from grocery shopping, the receipt included $45 in makeup.

    I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

    I told her, "Good Heavens woman, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back



    Guess some women folks just don't understand *things*
     
  2. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    mmmmm......I think I read it somewhere before.....mmmmmmmm... let me think......

    ;N