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"My wife left me..."

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Feb 19, 2006.

  1. Glockdude1

    Glockdude1 Federal Member CLM

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    "My wife left me..."

    I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we
    had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was
    not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up
    but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and
    when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup. I said, "Wait a
    minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

    She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
    I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

    I don't think she'll be back..............

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    mmmmmmm.......... let me see..... ;)

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