Yesterday one of our dogs took a bite out of another's ear. We called the vet who recommended using superglue to glue it back together. My wife had reservations about the process and, as usual, she proved to be right. Before we were finished we had successfully glued my wife's finger to the dog's ear without closing the tear. It took awhile to de-attach the two of them, and in the meantime, my wife had fun trying to keep the dog from moving. Then I thought of the bright idea to use toilet paper to protect our fingers, and we ended up with a big patch of toilet paper glued to the dog's ear, although at least that time we managed to close the gash(we hope).