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My Wife is Awesome

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Amsdorf, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. Amsdorf

    Amsdorf

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    I come home from work today and my wife takes me by the hand and says, in her best alluring voice, come down to the basement with me, I want to show you something...

    She leads me down the stairs.

    She opens the door of our "home office" a small 8' x 10' room which had been used to store my guns and ammo, and all her sewing things, family files, file cabinets and assorted load of, well, her stuff.

    She looks at me and says, "Welcome to your new gun room, you can have it all to yourself, I moved all my stuff up, so you can keep all your cleaning supplies and this can be your exclusive gun cleaning and storage room."

    She moved all her stuff up to Son #1's old bedroom. He is out of college and on his own.

    I feel like a kid on Christmas morning.

    :dancingbanana::dancingbanana::drunk::drunk::dancing:
     
  2. PuroMexicano

    PuroMexicano VIVA MEXICO !!!

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    did you make out afterwards? j/k :supergrin:
     

  3. Amsdorf

    Amsdorf

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    A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
     
  4. GLOCK17DB9

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    She is awesome! I hope you did give her a big kiss!:supergrin:
     
  5. Peter_72

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    Congrats on the gun room! I hope to be that lucky one day.
     
  6. jame

    jame I don't even know....what I'm doing here....

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    The last time my wife greeted me like that, she led me back to the bedroom to show me her…..














    ….raccoons! Baby ones. Four of 'em, in a portable kennel. We kept one for a while, and named him Calvin.

    "Thanks, Babe! Welcome home to you, too!" Couldn't muster up anything other than that.
     
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  7. eyesnorth

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    I'll trade your coons for my garden eating dealers of leaf death.

    Want some groundhogs? And.....








    No. My wife wife won't lead you anywhere.
     
  8. IndyGunFreak

    IndyGunFreak

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    Time to start reloading!

    Congrats
     
  9. Amsdorf

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    Precisely my thought....

    :wavey:
     
  10. IndyGunFreak

    IndyGunFreak

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    Then you'll have a happy marriage, cuz you'll never come out.. :)
     
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  12. Amsdorf

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    Let me get the Gun Room fully set up and I will post pics.
     
  13. Combatcomm

    Combatcomm

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    Can you say Man cave!
    Good for You!
     
  14. MLM

    MLM

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    So, she gets the room that opened up and you're still in the 8' x 10' closet.
    You're being manipulated, man!

    Having available space open up is always nice.
     
  15. HexHead

    HexHead

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    In other words, she got tired of her stuff smelling like Hoppe's #9.
     
  16. jpa

    jpa CLM

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    ...in your underwear with a beer in your hand and a ball game on tv.


    There, fixed it for ya. :)
     
  17. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Many congrats my friend:thumbsup:
     
  18. redbaron007

    redbaron007 Some Dude Lifetime Member

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    ^^^
    We have a WINNER!!! :tongueout:


    :wavey:

    red
     
  19. smokin762

    smokin762

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    Your right. Your wife is awesome. You are a lucky man.
     
  20. Bilbo Bagins

    Bilbo Bagins Slacked jawed

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    If she was wearing this shirt, I think your wife would be officially "Too Awesome"

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