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My son

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 23, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the doctor comes out of the operating room, he comes up to him and asks to see his wife and baby.

    Doctor: I have something to tell you... Your baby has got no legs...
    Father: Oh... I guess it's still my son. Let me see it.

    Doctor: He's got no arms either...
    Father: That bad, uh? I have to see it!

    Doctor: And he's got no trunk either... No head... Actually, it's only an ear...
    Father: ... He's still my son, take me to him now.

    Then they go in a sterile room where a nurse carries in a cradle with a huge ear in it.

    Father: My son!!! Flesh of my flesh!!! Blood of my blood!!!
    Doctor: Louder...he's deaf too!!!
     
  2. Steve Koski

    Steve Koski Got Insurance? Millennium Member

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    That's one weird joke!!!