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My Resume

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 4, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got
    canned. I couldn't concentrate.

    Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack
    it, so they gave me the axe.

    After that, I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it -
    mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

    Next, I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too
    exhausting.

    Then, I tried to be a chef - figured it would add a little spice to
    my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

    I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't
    cut the mustard.

    My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't
    noteworthy.

    I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any
    patience.

    Next, was a job in a shoe factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.

    I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't
    live on my net income.

    I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
    but the work was just too draining.

    So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit
    for the job.

    After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job
    as a historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

    My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it
    was always the same old grind.

    SO, I RETIRED AND I FOUND I AM PERFECT FOR THE JOB!