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My New Lexus

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by fhp490, Jul 16, 2006.

  1. fhp490

    fhp490

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    I just got my new Lexus RX400h and returned to the dealer the next
    day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch
    this," he said. "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

    "Willie!" he continued. And "On The Road Again" came from the
    speakers.

    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, over time I'd say
    "Beethoven!" I would get beautiful classical music, and if I said
    "Beatles!" I would get one of their awesome songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but
    I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled "AxxxxxES!"

    The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and
    Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums
    and Bill Clinton on sax.
     
  2. milkdud

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    I told him it wasn't polite to stare at the elephants. But would he listen to me? No o o o o o , just had to climb over that fence to renew old acquaintances, or so he thought. Excedrin headache number 257.:elephant:
     

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  4. milkdud

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    I have no earthly idea how my post got put on this Lexus thread. It was supposed to go on the elephant story. I wondered what happened to it. Thanks for the "?????????". I fully understand. Now, we'll go back to our story, already in progress . . . . . .