My kitten is a perv.

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  1. Detectorist

    Detectorist

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    When I do my business in the bathroom she pokes her little head around the corner to watch. Just her head. Like she's spying on me. What a sicko.
     

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    M&P15T All Hail King Kona

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    Mine like to nestle in my drawers around my ankles when I'm on the throne.

    Cute kitters.
     
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    lol
     
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    I've noticed that some cats are fascinated with bathroom time. My current Captain Frisco has a fit when I close him out of the bathroom.
     
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    Brian Lee Drop those nuts

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    My cat never cared much for watching me in the bathroom, but he did exhibit a tendency to run into the street without looking first..... But that's been so long ago that he'd be dead from old age by now anyway.
     
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    Glock&KimberLady Morior Invictus

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    Both of my dogs (lab and chihuahua) will barge into the bathroom when I'm in there. The cheewee will stand in my underwear and put her little claws on my knees while the lab sneezes repeatedly in my face.

    And the husband doesn't understand why I do not want more dogs after the kids move out. :ack:
     
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    lol
     
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    Have any of you guys/gals thought of maybe closing your bathroom door when you go take care of business? :dunno:
     
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    Her litter box is in the bathroom. If I close the door she'll mess up the carpet.

    Next question. ;)
     
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    SC Tiger As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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    M&P15T All Hail King Kona

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    KITTERHS!!!!!

    Just like my dumbass. Just a spaz looking for a reason to spaz.
     
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    Then the paw creeps under the door, and claws snag your underwear.
     
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    My kitten just waits for me to grab the TP so she can attack and shred it. This makes the process exciting if I am not watching where she is at the time. There have been...incidents.
     
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    Call him Claude Balls. He'll never know what hit him.
     
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    My cat, Charcoal, is addicted to Trader Joe's cat treats.

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    I went to get him some this weekend, though and TJ's were out of 'em, so I got a pouch of Tempations at Publix, instead. Then, while Charcoal was nappin' I filled the TJ's bottle with Temptations, so he thinks that's what he's getting.
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    You would deceive a cute, fluffy kitty cat? :miff:
     
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    He's not really fluffy. Charcoal's a good boy, though. I'd get him the TJ's if they had 'em.
     
  20. Steel Head

    Steel Head Tactical Cat

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    :rofl:


    My cat like to watch me do my business also.