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My kinda woman, sorta!

Discussion in 'Okie Memorial Area' started by okie, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Yesterday I went to the casino to hit the buffet, and give them 20 bucks. At the restaurant they seated me next to this couple that were maybe late 20ish. The guy was in a suit and she had on a long black dress and was a skinny lady, and I'm talking skinny, you all woulda thought she was skinny also. Anywho this chick tore up the crab legs, and I do mean tore them up, they started eating about 10 minutes before me and when I left she was still tearing up the crab legs. I never saw a woman skinny as that, that could eat like that:wow::rofl: :supergrin:
     
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    tous GET A ROPE!

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    Yes, but can she make a good sammich.
     

  3. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Don't know, Doug I didn't ask her:supergrin:
     
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    n00bs,what are we gonna do with him Doug? .'08. :sad:
     
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    Hamilton Burger Incompetent

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    tehan2 NRA & GOAL

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    then she went into the bathroom and threw 'em up
     
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    DustyJacket Directiv 10-289

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    Maybe she works off the calories at home.
     
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    Arc Angel Deus Vult!

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    I was out with one last night! This skinny little 110# girl polished off a large plate of lasagna while I sat there and watched in awe. She was the only one in our party of four who, literally, cleaned her plate. All of the rest of us went home with doggie bags.

    (Good food, by the way - One of the finest Italian restaurants I've ever been to in my entire life. Only the wine list could use some work.)
     
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    Sounds like you are in love :)

    I bet she can out shoot you too, and was carrying a 10mm.
     
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    FullClip NRA Benefactor CLM

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    Most likely has a tape worm the size of a python!!:wow:
     
  11. tous

    tous GET A ROPE!

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    I tried to larn him about the ways of wimmins.
    The galoot watches too much TV, I reckon.

    okie, this here's the thing. If' they can't make a good sammich, pass 'em by and look fer the next one.
     
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    One day, that metabolism will slow down. The eating habits won’t. Then when she sits around the house, she will be sitting……..around the house. :whistling:
     
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    Boy if I had a nickle for every girl I went to highschool with who I met later on that this happened to...
     
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    cheap date must take her out only once a year
     
  15. okie

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    I will remember that, Doug:supergrin:
     
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    GF and I went to a crab feed a couple of years ago at a local casino. An Asian couple sat down next to us and started the assault on the crab. By the time we left the woman had eaten 9 plates of crab and the guy was up to 11, we never did find out the final count. The plates were heaping, not just a little on each one. BTW, she was maybe 5 ft and 110#, he wasn't much bigger.
     
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    I have seen this too. Young and skinny. Older and..... never mind. :whistling:
     
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    It's painful ta watch,such potential..Youse does realize that G has the final say.'08. :scared:
     
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    She may have been there to celebrate just coming off a diet where she lost 150 lbs.
     
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    Words to live by. tom.:cool: