my kind of senior

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 10hasteeth, Oct 27, 2004.

  1. 10hasteeth

    10hasteeth

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    The Retiree and the Kerry Bumper Sticker

    Submitted by J, L, CR & TJ MORRISON

    Retired

    WORKING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY ASK RETIRED PEOPLE WHAT THEY DO TO MAKE THEIR DAYS INTERESTING.

    I WENT TO THE STORE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS ONLY IN THERE FOR ABOUT 5 MINUTES.

    WHEN I CAME OUT THERE WAS A CITY COP WRITING OUT A PARKING TICKET.

    I WENT UP TO HIM AND SAID, "COME ON, BUDDY, HOW ABOUT GIVING A SENIOR A BREAK?"

    HE IGNORED ME AND CONTINUED WRITING THE TICKET.

    I CALLED HIM A NAME. HE GLARED AT ME AND STARTED WRITING ANOTHER TICKET FOR HAVING WORN TIRES.

    SO I CALLED HIM A WORSE NAME. HE FINISHED THE SECOND TICKET AND PUT IT ON THE WINDSHIELD WITH THE FIRST.

    THEN HE STARTED WRITING A THIRD TICKET.

    THIS WENT ON FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. THE MORE I ABUSED HIM THE MORE TICKETS HE WROTE.

    I DIDN'T CARE. MY CAR WAS PARKED AROUND THE CORNER AND THIS ONE HAD AN "ELECT JOHN KERRY" BUMPER STICKER ON IT.

    I TRY TO HAVE A LITTLE FUN EACH DAY NOW THAT I'M RETIRED.

    IT'S IMPORTANT AT OUR AGE.
     
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