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my humble contribution..

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by riddler, Nov 6, 2002.

  1. riddler

    riddler

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    There is not a day that I do not get a chuckle or two out of the jokes that is shared here. To all of you who regularly contribute your jokes and funny stuff here, THANK YOU!

    With this said, I would like to throw in my humble contribution....

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    A husband is at home watching the football, when his wife interrupts;
    "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering
    for weeks now."

    He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look
    like I have a General Electric logo printed on my forehead? I don't
    think so!"

    "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close properly."
    To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have
    Kenmore written on my forehead? I don't think so."

    "Fine!" she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front
    door? They are about to break." "I'm not a friggin carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I've got Craftsman written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you...I'm going to the bar!!"

    So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to
    feel guilty about the way he treated his wife, and decided to go home
    and help out. As he walks in the door, he notices that the steps are
    already fixed and the light is no longer flickering. He goes to the
    fridge to get a beer and he notices that the fridge door is also fixed.

    "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"

    She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a
    nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to
    do all the repairs, and all I had to do was bake him a cake OR have sex with him."

    "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?" he asked.

    She replied, "HELLO!!!..... Do you see Sarah Lee written on my
    forehead? I don't think so!!"
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    LMAO that's funny ;f
     

  3. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    riddler, your name fits! LMAO;i Now Thank You!!! Eddie:)
     
  4. Alex_Knight

    Alex_Knight

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