My friend was turning into a zombie, so I killed him with a microwave...

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  1. MaxxAction

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    Alcohol involved?
     
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  3. MaxxAction

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    Doesn't say. I would guess something else like gravel or bath salts. After killing his friend, he ran around the apartment complex threatening people with a knife.
     
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    I don't believe "drinking large amounts of alcohol" is the reason this happened. Sounds more like meth and 4 days without sleep.
     
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    Yes it does.
     
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    Yep. 3 or four days with no sleep, no matter how amped you are on amphetamines, you can imagine all kinds of weird ****.

    Totally missed it.
     
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  7. JohnnyE

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    Hey, no jumping to conclusions. Until the investigation is complete, the zombie theory cannot be dismissed...








    :p
     
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    I hope the guitar wasn't hurt too bad/
     
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    Brian Lee Drop those nuts

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    When a friend of mine turns into a zombie, I try to be a little more open minded about it than that.
     
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    Crazy Stupid ..Ignorant craaap....done daily by the Crazies...
     
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    Killing the "living dead" eh? ******** kill me... :animlol:

    ****ing idiots and their zombie bull****. :upeyes:
     
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    Just New Mexico involved.

    Probably a solid body guit. Probably a Les Paul.

    Extra-Extra New Mexico man killed by Les Paul!
     
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    This is what happens when you drink too much and you can't handle your alcohol. One reason why I'm not to hang out at bars all that much.
     
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    Hey, at least this guy is doing something about it. We sit around watching TV and judging while sitting on our piles of ammo...