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My Dog

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jan 2, 2010.

  1. pupcuss27

    pupcuss27 CLM

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    MY DOG

    My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
    He has his food prepared for him.
    He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

    His meals are provided at no cost to him.
    He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup,
    and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
    For this He pays nothing and nothing is required of him.

    He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs,
    but He is not required to do any upkeep.
    If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

    He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
    He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
    He is living like a king,
    and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
    All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

    I was just thinking about all this,
    and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,
    Holy crap! My dog is a democrat!!

     
  2. Dalton Wayne

    Dalton Wayne Epic mustache Millennium Member

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