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my daddy is a bookie...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by GLOCKNROCK, Aug 19, 2002.

  1. GLOCKNROCK

    GLOCKNROCK

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    Mrs. Stevens tells her first grade class that she will have each student in the room tell her what their daddy does and have them spell it. So, she first calls on Susie.
    Susies says, "my daddy is a doctor...D-O-C-T-O-R." The teacher tells her good!
    Next Johnny is called upon and he replies,"my daddy is a sheet metal worker....S-H-I..
    Mrs. Stevens, no Johnny, you're spelling it wrong."
    Johnny,"S-H-I....
    Mrs. Stevens, "no Johnny, you're spelling it wrong, go to the board and practice, and we'll come back to you."
    Next little Kenny is called upon.
    Kenny, " my daddy is a bookie."
    Mrs. Stevens says, "can you spell that?"
    Kenny says, "no, but I'll bet you 5 to 1 that Johnny is going to spell SH!T."