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My Coworker's Ultrasound

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by USMCsilver, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. USMCsilver

    USMCsilver Boat Life ©

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    Would it be inappropriate for me to state that I believe that she has a demon growing in her belly.

    This thing looks HORRIFIC!

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    Is this a joke? If not, that thing is :wow:
     
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    This looks like a twisted version of an ink blot test.
     
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    there is at least quads in there.....congrats Sterling!!!

    YOU are the daddy!!!! :supergrin:
     
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  8. USMCsilver

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    This is NOT a joke.

    Both the mother and father are coworkers; she posted that picture on FB today; I know they both left work for the doctor's appointment.

    My wife was probably the ultrasound tech, but I've yet to ask my wife. Due to HIPPA, I won't ask her, of course. I may ask the couple if my wife was the tech.

    Anyway -- I'm not going to comment on the FB picture on FB. I dunno if I'll say anything to the father-to-be, either. :whistling:
     
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    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-4f_NMUxcY"]SPIDERWALK SCENE FROM THE EXORCIST - YouTube[/ame]
     
  10. USMCsilver

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    I've been turning my laptop at all different angles, and I can't help but see the demonic figure no mater which way I turn the thing.
     
  11. engineer151515

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    Must be going through that Alien stage of development.

    :rofl::rofl::wavey:

    Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby routine, where he told his wife Camile, "Congratulations Dear, you've given birth to .... a lizard."

    :rofl:
     
  12. USMCsilver

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    37 weeks.

    It might make it here for the opening of Prometheus.
     
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    I hope the baby is healthy and the ultrasound is distorted due to the baby stretching or something. Babies do some strange things in that belly!!

    You would(and should) feel like an absolute heel if something was truly wrong!

    My youngest girl showed up with a strange anamoly in her ultrasound(the one that finally was to show her sex)that could have meant a terrible deformity that would have caused early termination or death within days after birth, but they brought us back for a second ultrasound and it showed up clear.

    ALWAYS hope for the best for them!

    Rod
     
  14. USMCsilver

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    If the baby is, indeed, the Spawn of Satan, and comes out with wild hair, a full mouth of mature teeth, and a dislocated jaw, then I will feel like one. :)
     
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    what's the verdict Sterling?? No baby??? 1 baby?? twins?? triplets??

    Those don't look like babies, as they look like a blob in a black sack, which is the fluid around them.

    I tell you what those DO look like, and that is fibroid tumors. Fibrous growths in and around the ovaries and uterus. Non-cancer......
     
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    I think I found the parents......



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    Is the baby due December 21, 2012?
     
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    The face looks like the girl from "The Ring".