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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by 218, Aug 14, 2003.

  1. 218

    218 Glock 'n Roll

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    Jun 17, 2003
    Metro-Boston, Massachusetts
    A guy goes running into his doctors office one day. He tells the doctor that he was kicked in the p***s and it hurts. He explains that he is going on his honeymoon with a beautiful girl thats a virgin, and wants to be ready for her.

    The doctor tells him to relax and that he will fix it. He takes 4 tongue depressors and tapes them together, making a splint.

    Later, on the first night on the honeymoon, his wife removes her shirt and says "What do you think honey, these have never been touched by a man before"

    The guy drops his pants, exposing his splint covered p***s and says "look at this, still in the crate!!!"