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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Aug 16, 2006.

  1. nipperwolf

    nipperwolf

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    My new car....


    I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day
    complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.


    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!",
    he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"


    "Willie!", He continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.


    Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"
    replaced Willie Nelson.


    I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
    "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles,"
    I'd get one of their awesome songs.


    Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
    swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "*** Holes!"


    Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda
    and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks,
    with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
    Barbara Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.


    Damn, I LOVE this car!
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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  3. SCmasterblaster

    SCmasterblaster G17 carrier since 1989 Millennium Member

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  4. glockman66

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    No big deal, but isn't that "Nancy" Pelosi. Maybe you were thinking of Barbera Boxer "Shorts".:supergrin: :supergrin:
     
  5. glockman66

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    Duplication, could not delete.