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My boy(s) Leroy!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 17, 2003.

  1. okie

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    A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?"
    "Ten," she replied.
    "What are their names?" he asked.
    "LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered.

    "They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?"
    "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in."

    "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?"
    "I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered.

    "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked.

    "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just use their last name!"
     
  2. TEAK

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    ohhhh that is good;f