Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide ... Let's see now ... · No Jesus · No Christmas · No television · No cheerleaders · No car races · No football · No soccer · No golf · No tailgate parties · No pork BBQ · No hot dogs · No burgers · No lobster · No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks · No nachos · No Beer nuts · No Beer !!!!!!!! · Rags for clothes and towels for hats. · Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. · Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. · More than one wife. · You can't shave. · Your wives can't shave ... · You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. · The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. · Your bride is picked by someone else. · She smells just like your donkey. · But your donkey has a better disposition. · Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! · I mean, really, is there a mystery here ?