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Muslim terrorists are so quick

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by chrisart, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. chrisart

    chrisart

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    Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide ... Let's see now ...

    · No Jesus

    · No Christmas

    · No television

    · No cheerleaders


    · No car races

    · No football

    · No soccer

    · No golf

    · No tailgate parties

    · No pork BBQ

    · No hot dogs

    · No burgers

    · No lobster

    · No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks

    · No nachos

    · No Beer nuts

    · No Beer !!!!!!!!

    · Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

    · Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.

    · Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

    · More than one wife.

    · You can't shave.

    · Your wives can't shave ...

    · You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

    · The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

    · Your bride is picked by someone else.

    · She smells just like your donkey.

    · But your donkey has a better disposition.

    · Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

    · I mean, really, is there a mystery here ? :rofl:


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  2. CitizenOfDreams

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    At least 14 items from your list apply to me, yet I feel no urge whatsoever to commit suicide. :dunno:
     

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    Oh man.:cool: I thought they killed themselves to get to the virgins.
     
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    The experienced ones are more fun anyways.
     
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    Now that's funny right there.
     
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    Don't laugh at my unshaven wife, you infidel!











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    My grandpap always said the ugly ones tried harder. :rofl:
     
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    Glock-it-to-me Catching liars

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    Wait until they find out their virgins all look like the elephant man.
     
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    pesticidal Eh? CLM

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    Or Susan Boyle
     
  11. Carrys

    Carrys Inquisitive

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    Oh, I don't know.

    I used to think that growing up on dirt floors, wiping with one's hand and making sure to not forget and eat with that hand would make me consider a "better way of......something" that dying offers these guys.


    Until I realized, that much like this last young idiot who tried to blow up his shorts................most have never even seen a dirt floor, it's something else entirely.

    And then to watch Osama try to take credit for something done by a group who doesn't even act as if they know who he is (cause they sure don't listen to or take orders from him), and I realized they have as many troubles as do our own Washington befuddled chumps. Him and Biden would make good lunch partners. One would leave a bomb as a tip and the other would just walk out.
     
  12. NavDoc

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    Who said that the vigins were all female?
     
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    your wife smells like a Donkey?












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