Why Muslims Are So Quick To Commit Suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: - No Christmas? - No television? - No nude women!?! - No football? - No pork chops? - No hot dogs? - No burgers? - No beer!?! - No bacon? - Rags for clothes? - Towels for hats? - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower? - More than one wife to contend with? - More than one mother in law!?! (OH! MY! GOD!) - You can't shave? - Your wife can't shave? - You can't wash off the smell of donkey? - You wipe your butt with your hand? - You cook over burning camel dung? - Your wife is picked by someone else for you? - and your wife smells worse than your donkey?? Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? Well, No [bleep], Sherlock! It's not like it could get much worse!