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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 25, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Bad Telephone Hold Music

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    Some BAD choices for Telephone "On Hold" Music:

    Thanks for holding, your call is important to us...

    "Brown Sugar" The Rolling Stones' for the National Council
    for Diabetes Research

    "Why Do Fools Fall in Love?" by Diana Ross for a marriage
    counseling service

    "When a Man Loves a Woman" by Percy Sledge for a Gay
    Helpline

    "Leave Me Breathless" by the Corrs for an Asthma Helpline

    "Hungry Like the Wolf" by Duran Duran for Weight
    Watchers/Jenny Craig

    "Jump" by Van Halen for a Suicide Prevention Hotline

    "Half the Man I Used to Be" by the Stone Temple Pilots for
    an amputees' support line

    "Dead Man's Curve" by Jan and Dean for an Auto Injury
    Lawyers' office

    "Alive and Kickin'" by the Simple Minds for a
    mortuary/funeral home

    "The First Cut Is The Deepest" by Rod Stewart for a
    Coroner's office

    "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads for the Fire
    Department,

    "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar for the NRA

    "Like a Virgin" by Madonna for a Teen Pregnancy Helpline

    "Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits for a bank

    "Broken Wings" by Mr. Mister for a parachute club

    "Heartbreak Hotel" by Elvis for Best Western

    "Money, Money, Money" by Abba for a debt counseling service

    "Goodbye to Love" by The Carpenters for a dating agency

    "My Generation" by The Who for a retirement home

    "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette for a Women's Shelter

    "I Fall to Pieces" by Patsy Cline for an Ikea Store

    "You Got It" by Roy Orbison for an STD clinic

    "Rock the Casbah" by The Clash for the Pentagon

    "Every Breath You Take" by the Police for the National
    Security Agency

    "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears for
    the White House
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