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Murphy's Laws Of Combat Operations

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 24, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Friendly fire - isn't.
    Recoilless rifles - aren't.
    Suppressive fires - won't.

    You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note.

    Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want
    to waste a bullet on you.

    Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.

    Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself.

    There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole.

    Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.

    No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.

    If the enemy is within range, so are you.

    Military Intelligence is a contradiction.

    Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground.

    If you can keep your head while those around you are losing
    theirs, you may have misjudged the situation.

    The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a