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Murphy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Aug 29, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up some very sensitive information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent.

    He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer. "Hello, said the agent, "I'm looking for a man called Murphy."

    "Well, you're in luck," said the farmer, "as it happens, there's a village right over the hill, where there's a butcher called Murphy, the baker is named Murphy, three widows are called Murphy. In fact my name is Murphy."

    "Aha," thought the agent, "here's my man."

    So he whispered the secret code. "The sun is shining...the grass is growing...the cows are ready for milking."

    "Oh," said the farmer, "you're looking for Murphy the spy - he's in the village over the other direction."
     
  2. DriBak

    DriBak GUNS UP Millennium Member

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