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Mugging Your Congressman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 10, 2004.

  1. okie

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    Late one night in Washington, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped
    into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.

    "Give me your money!" he demanded.

    Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this. I'm a
    United States Congressman!"

    "In that case," replied the robber, "give me my money!"