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Moving To California

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by General Sherman, Jul 3, 2005.

  1. General Sherman

    General Sherman

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    Nov 15, 2003
    Dunwoody, near Atlanta, Georgia USA
    Moving to California

    Chuck was sitting in an airplane when another fellow took a seat
    beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck....pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear.

    "Hey pal, what's the matter?" Chuck asked.

    "Oh man.... I've been transferred to California," the other guy
    answered, "there's crazy people in California....and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate...."

    "Hold on" Chuck interrupted, "I've lived in California all my life and
    it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your
    own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as
    anywhere in the world."

    The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said,
    "Oh thank you. I've been! worried to death but if you live there and say
    it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?"

    "Me?", said Chuck, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Oakland."