Mickey Mouse appeared in family law court to obtain a divorce from Minnie. The judge was somewhat taken aback by Mickeys pleadings. Mr. Mouse, I am disappointed to see that you are asking for a divorce from your wife of these many years. The two of you are an American institution. Now, because you find her to be a bit eccentric, you want to end the marriage? Asked the judge. Well, your honor replied Mickey, I didnt say that found her eccentric, I said that I found her f***ing Goofy.