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Mouse vs. Mouse

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Hank Hill, Oct 5, 2002.

  1. Hank Hill

    Hank Hill

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    Mickey Mouse appeared in family law court to obtain a divorce from Minnie. The judge was somewhat taken aback by Mickey’s pleadings.

    “Mr. Mouse, I am disappointed to see that you are asking for a divorce from your wife of these many years. The two of you are an American institution. Now, because you find her to be a bit eccentric, you want to end the marriage?” Asked the judge.

    “Well, your honor” replied Mickey, “I didn’t say that found her eccentric, I said that I found her f***ing Goofy.”
     
  2. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Hank,
    Good One!;i ;i ;i
     

  3. AC37

    AC37 SystemicAnomaly

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    LMAO!!! ;f