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Motorcycle Ride

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jun 21, 2006.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    There were two guys on a motorcycle driving down the road. The driver was wearing a leather jacket that didn't have a zipper or any buttons.

    Finally he stopped the bike and told the other guy, "I can't drive anymore with the air hitting me in my chest."

    After thinking for a while he decided to put the coat on backwards to block the air from hitting him.

    So they were driving down the road and they came around this curve and wrecked the motorcycle.

    The farmer that lived there called the police and told them what happened.

    The police asked him, "Are either of them showing any life signs?"

    The farmer then said, "Well, that first one was 'til I turned his head around the right way."
     
  2. milkdud

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    Boy, is that an old one. I heard that one on a Brother Dave Gardner comedy album and if you're old enough to know who that is well . . . . .
     

  3. Bones3

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    Let's hear it for Charles & Baby :wave:
     
  4. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    But even the old ones are worth repeating now and then...

    To the younger set, they aren't old at all. . . . .