Motorcycle repair

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by njoy4x4, May 9, 2005.

  1. njoy4x4

    njoy4x4

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    A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley
    motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
    The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
    look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
    Doc, can I ask you a question?"

    The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
    working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his
    hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its
    heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them
    back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I
    get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you
    and I are doing basically the same work?"

    The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
    mechanic...

    "Try doing it with the engine running"
    ;f