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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 5, 2008.

  1. okie

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't
    help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of
    a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more
    curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
    started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the

    Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be
    thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

    About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came
    to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful gravy ladle. You don't suppose
    she took it, do you?"

    John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure”.

    So, he sat down and wrote, "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy
    ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But,
    the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for

    Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which
    read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not
    saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But, the fact remains that if she was
    sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

    Love, Mom.

    Lesson of the day: Don't lie to your mother.
  2. eddief4


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    Jun 8, 2006
    Fort Myers, Florida